Sunday, April 29, 2012

Saveur - Peel Garlic in 10 seconds

Or as I call it, how to create an pure profit company, selling pre-peeled garlic. First, here's the technique:

Step 1) Invite over multiple meat-heads who are overly proud of their strength/martial arts prowess.  Incite them into a competition over who can smash the most garlic heads.

Step 2) Have little kids waiting in the wings, exciting over getting the opportunity to shake the heck out of garlic.

Step 3) Profit!

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