Thursday, June 03, 2010

On Sale this Week: 1 lb Mutant Cherries

The entire bag is chock full of these cherries with butt cheeks, pepper shaped-tumors and scary wrinkly raisin-looking attachments.  


It's as if there were a cherry sorting facility, where all of the normal looking cherries got separated and sent off to the over-priced organic grocery store and all of the mutants cast-offs got sent to the local international food market.

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